A peek into Tom's psyche

Tom was checking a voicemail from Dennis who has been calling a lot recently.

Tom: (checking voicemail) It's Dennis.
...listening...
Tom: *GASP!*
Me: What?! Is it Emily? Rachel? Did they get hurt? Is it Mom and Dad?
Tom: (still listening)
Me: What?
Tom: Dennis has to pay $90 shipping on a $250 refurb computer from Dell. Ripoff!

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Also at the zoo, I was holding the camera having just taken a funny picture of Tom in front of the tiger pen. I turned around and tripped over the grate in the ground.

Me: Whoa!
Tom: Whoa! Is the camera okay?